I promise this blog ins't turning into an account of my interactions with MC, but I did want to share this story with you.
Last night I went into Paris for FHE {aren't I good?}. I had such a lovely time and it was the perfect way to end what had been a fantastic day. After the lesson I headed home and got back to my house around 10:00. At 11:00 I finally made it inside. My little MC, bless her heart, had locked me out of the house.
By shining my ipod light through the glass door I saw that her keys were in the lock in the door, making it impossible for me to unlock it from outside. No big deal, I thought. I'll just knock on the door and ring the door bell.
After receiving no response to my many alternating doorbell rings and door knocks, I decided to pound on the metal door shutters. It made such noise that I'm sure I woke up the neighbors who were already in bed. Still, no MC. Feeling a little frantic and somewhat cold I went back to the front door {located in the backyard} rummaged through the laundry room/tool shed for something to aide me in breaking into the house. I found a hanger that I thought I could use to pull the keys out of the door. I got down on the steps, put my arm through the cat door and tried, using the hook of the hanger, to pull the keys out. I was able to hook them but I couldn't pull them out because of the angle. At this point, I stared to think of the safest and cleanest metro stations I could sleep at but quickly realized that the words metro, clean and safe don't go together when deciding on a sleeping accommodation. After that I lost all sense of self preservation {what was left}, got down on my stomach and screamed "MARIE-CLAUDE" through the cat door. Multiple times. Nothing. No friendly hall light announcing my proprietor's imminent arrival down the stairs to my rescue.
Bad news.
I pounded on the metal doors again and even pulled a Romeo-esque move and threw some pebbles at her window, which had the same results of my prior tries.
Then, I remembered that when I first moved here MC pointed out her neighbor that I could go to if I ever needed anything.
Hallelujah.
After 20 more minutes of him trying to get in and having his wife call MC over and over, she woke up and let me in. I was completely fine at this point feeling no anger at being locked out until MC started grilling me on what I should have done.
-"Did you ring the bell?"
"Yes."
-"Well did you knock on the door?"
"Yes."
-"...You rang and knocked?"
"Yes MC. And I yelled your name and threw rocks at your window."
Then she said "Well you didn't tell me you were leaving." Whoa whoa whoa. The last time I told her I was going anywhere was one of the first few days I was here. I let her know I was going out for the evening and she told me I can do as I please and I don't need to tell her what I was doing.
AHHHH!
So after everything {and a phone call from MC's daughter} it was decided that the keys will not be placed in the door at night.
Life.
-M